shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
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