super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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