so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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