so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
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