Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
God I need to hump something, right now.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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