real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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