So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
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