im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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