I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
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