Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
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