So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Please, let me fuck your mom
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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