This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
Randomize
