Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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