So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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