You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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