in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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