Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
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