I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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