Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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