we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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