you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
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