Me too!
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
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