As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
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