just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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