**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
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