Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
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