I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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