no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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