he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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