She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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