The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
Randomize
