smell my finger.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
your like the ambassador to my penis.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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