Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
His nipple licking is glorious
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