love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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