when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
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