I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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