worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
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