i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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