oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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