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(850): View more from Florida

I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.

(1-850): View more from Florida

Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.

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(740): View more from Ohio

i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one

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(818): View more from California

I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C

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(315): View more from New York

dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you

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(310): View more from California

I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub

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(702): View more from Nevada

I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore

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(763): View more from Minnesota

No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.

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(315): View more from New York

One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table

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