I want to stick my p in your. b.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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