He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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