garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
farters have to be the big spoon...
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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