If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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