dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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