his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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