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grandma shit on top of the toilet
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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