its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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