THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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