I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
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